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It had been several days since their last phone call and Charlotte was starting to lose confidence. | She was starting to think she really wasn't going to be married in the next year. | She could hear her biological clock, ticking away. Before long, she'd be an old hag with no husband, no children, no... wait, the phone was ringing! She scrambled for the phone and cautiously pressed it to her ear. "Hello?" she asked nervously. | "This is your biological clock calling," it said, then proceeding with the phrase, "tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock," and so on. | She then hang up, quite accepting of the totally surreal time she was having, she popped a couple more painkillers and went to bed.