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Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." | Little did she suspect that her life would soon be in mortal danger. | Yes Betty's husband, Barry Botter devised a plot to off Miss Botter. He put cyanide inside her butter, then planned to throw her in the gutter. | Barry Botter had hated butter with a purple passion since the days of his courtship. "Why couldn't Betty have gotten into banking instead of baking?" he asked the heavens, bemoaning his butter-laden fate. | The bitter betrothal would not be broken then, however. Having acquired less bitter butter from her best bud Betsy, Betty Botter was baking up a big surprise for Barry.


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