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There was a girl named Samantha. | She bought a new panther. And pollinated it with an anther, who wrote about it in a stanza. | They had a bonanza. She wore a dress made of organza. | She sipped a can of Fanta, and glanced at a framed portrait of Santa. | The Fanta and her allergies to the pollen from the anther made Samantha pant, uh, because she had asthmatic allergic responses and because she was out of shape. So she took out her steroid inhaler and then started itching for a hot guy to nail her.