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SNARRKT, CRUGGT, REEEEEP, came the sound of the | saddest robot in the world. Walton the Robot had traversed six planets already in search of life, to no avail. | He heaved his rusted multiple body parts onto the reddish soil of the last of the known planets in the galaxy. | His sensors scanned the bleak horizon. Optical, nothing. Infrared, nothing. Ultraviolet, nothing. Walton executed his sadness subroutine for a full thousand milliseconds. At last, on a whim, he tried sonar, and to his surprise he saw | | a gigantic happy fun balloon clown parade!