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It was a hard life, being a cyanobacteria. | You were always at the mercy of your environment. | But one day, Jimmy resolved to take charge of his life and decided he would become a famous rapper. "You know it's hard out here for a cyanobacteria," he rapped. Betty, the paramecium heard Jimmy's music from next door and told him, | "You know, you should really consider becoming a pimp instead of a cyanobacteria. Then your rap would be more rhythmic. If you want, I could be your first ho!" | Jimmy wasn't sure if cyanobacteria were biologically capable of sustaining a ho.


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